{"id":4900,"date":"2015-01-06T03:27:07","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T03:27:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.adherbal.com\/?p=4900"},"modified":"2015-01-06T04:05:01","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T04:05:01","slug":"o-assalto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.adherbal.com\/?p=4900","title":{"rendered":"O assalto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>.<\/p>\n<p><div id=\"attachment_4901\" style=\"width: 264px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.adherbal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/celular-LG.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[4900]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4901\" src=\"https:\/\/www.adherbal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/celular-LG.jpg\" alt=\"ghghghghg\" width=\"254\" height=\"198\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4901\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4901\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em> Rejeitado.<\/em><\/p><\/div><br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n                                                                                          <em>(Por Adriana Fortes)<br \/>\n<\/em><br \/>\n.<br \/>\nSou do tipo que acredita que celular \u00e9 aquele aparelho que nos permite conversar e, no m\u00e1ximo, mandar SMS.<\/p>\n<p>Tenho um LG arcaico. As vezes o derrubo, ele se desmonta. Junto as pe\u00e7as e ele continua cumprindo seu papel.<\/p>\n<p>Outro dia, eu esperava meu pequeno chegar da escola e fui abordada. <\/p>\n<p>Um senhor alto de cal\u00e7a jeans e jaqueta me perguntou se eu sabia informar onde ficava o hospital S\u00e3o Lucas. <\/p>\n<p>Comecei a explicar &#8211; ele com cara de t\u00e9dio me interrompeu e mostrou um revolver enfiado na cal\u00e7a. <\/p>\n<p>Me pediu que entregasse tudo. Falei que s\u00f3 tinha o celular e mostrei. Ele fez um gesto de sil\u00eancio.<\/p>\n<p>-Fique ai quieta. Isso eu n\u00e3o quero.<\/p>\n<p>Saiu caminhando calmamente. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>. . . (Por Adriana Fortes) . Sou do tipo que acredita que celular \u00e9 aquele aparelho que nos permite conversar e, no m\u00e1ximo, mandar SMS. Tenho um LG arcaico. As vezes o derrubo, ele se desmonta. Junto as pe\u00e7as &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.adherbal.com\/?p=4900\">Continue lendo <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adherbal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adherbal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adherbal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adherbal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adherbal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4900"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.adherbal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4900\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4910,"href":"https:\/\/www.adherbal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4900\/revisions\/4910"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adherbal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adherbal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adherbal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}